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d0gbl0g:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

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d0gbl0g:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

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taggedrne:

this is the only reason i come to my grandmas and also bc she makes me food and gives me money

taggedrne:

this is the only reason i come to my grandmas and also bc she makes me food and gives me money

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nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

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toothpast:

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery

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raavenclaws:

When someone you hate gets dragged and ur like

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photoshoptrial:

do you ever write a message but halfway through you think “you know what fuck it they dont even care” and delete it

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relahvant:

relahvant:

that feeling you get when you’re happy

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oh… yeah that one haha

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vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

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samysung:

Me

samysung:

Me

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rudolphofficial:

is michael cera even a real person?

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sniffing:

Showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns

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underthatelectricsky:

yessielectriccc:

THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERY GOTDAMN TIMEEEE


natiagtak REMEMBER THIS SHIT!? 😂

underthatelectricsky:

yessielectriccc:

THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERY GOTDAMN TIMEEEE

natiagtak REMEMBER THIS SHIT!? 😂

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evilblogger:

online shopping

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